Monday, August 6, 2012

I wanna be like Micahel Phelps

In the privacy of my own pool I secretly pretend to be like Mike.   Just because my muscles don't want to cooperate and my form looks like a fish out of water doesn't mean I am not inspired.  Perhaps a few more beers will improve my stroke?  Aw hell!  Who am I kidding?!  I will just stick to my best event, the "beer belly float" and continue to improve on my "chunky dunk".  I can ony get better!   Here's to the "wanna be athelete" in all of us, CHEERS!

2 comments:

  1. Cheers!!! (((((tink!))))
    here's to the barrel belly back stroke!
    I still can't believe that I haven't been able to 'Phelps' it up with you in your pool....there's a curse I tell ya!!

    love and miss you friend!!!!! like AAAAAAAAAA lot

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  2. I'll drink to that!
    I know what you mean....every time I see the figure skaters, I still think to myself, "I could totally do that." yeah right. At this point, I get winded walking up the stairs.

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