In the privacy of my own pool I secretly pretend to be like Mike. Just because my muscles don't want to cooperate and my form looks like a fish out of water doesn't mean I am not inspired. Perhaps a few more beers will improve my stroke? Aw hell! Who am I kidding?! I will just stick to my best event, the "beer belly float" and continue to improve on my "chunky dunk". I can ony get better! Here's to the "wanna be athelete" in all of us, CHEERS!
Cheers!!! (((((tink!))))
ReplyDeletehere's to the barrel belly back stroke!
I still can't believe that I haven't been able to 'Phelps' it up with you in your pool....there's a curse I tell ya!!
love and miss you friend!!!!! like AAAAAAAAAA lot
I'll drink to that!
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean....every time I see the figure skaters, I still think to myself, "I could totally do that." yeah right. At this point, I get winded walking up the stairs.